Oxford – Be Back Whenever

More signs along the way

We spotted many long winded British signs. Australia learned their sign making skills from the Brits in many locations.

Thanks to Darcy for starting us on the task of recording signs!

Oxford had to explain that the paths might be slippery if it’s icy. Really?? This is the same country that cancels train service with the excuse “Leaves on the track.”

We found this sign in Oxford University at the Sheldonian Theatre.

The firefighters have to be told how many hoses to use in Port Macquarie?

Yes, this sign was REALLY in one of our bathrooms!

These signs just made us smile!

University parking is a problem all around the world. This one is in Hobart; coincidentally across the street from the Hobart Brewery.

All the rules about riding a train in Perth. The sign creator had a sense of humor at least!

Students MUST give up their seats. How often does this work??

“Signs, signs, everywhere a sign” – apologies to Five Man Electrical Band

Signs are everywhere. Some we could read; others, not so much. Some are pictures giving directions and some are just bad translations. Some are written by the Brits; easy to recognize by their length – as in long. Here are some of the more amusing or puzzling or long signs we’ve seen along the way!

Spelling is a problem both in English and non-English as a first language countries.

This sign is in Fort Augustus, Scotland where English is the first language and they still can’t spell – or proofread!

No room for the “T”

Spelling is not always perfect in signs. This one’s in Thailand.

Then there are the signs about phones and computers!

A library coffee shop in Oxford wants to keep the tables free for patrons.

One of our favorite little pizza places in Rome has this sign.

No selfies with the penguins! We found this sign in South Africa while watching penguins.

This sign was on the train between Edinburgh and Inverness.

We like the “etc” on the hotel advertisement on this Jodhpur hotel.

The fort in Jodphur tried to discourage smoking.

The coffee shop at RMIT university was closed when we walked by.

No parking sign in middle of parking spot

This sign takes up a perfectly good parking spot and there were 3 or 4 of them in Porrt Macquarie.

Advertising Tasmanian sparkling wine.

Rome – Cash only economy!

Just in case you can’t figure out that water in a sink might be hot. This was in a Scottish toilet.

Don’t you dare feed the kangaroos!

Mark used the toilet in Terminal 21 in Bangkok. We saw many Japanese tourists there and we assume that’s why they had a Japanese style toilet with all the bells and whistles. At least they posted these directions on what the functions of the various buttons are on the toilet – sort of! It goes along with some signs we saw for how to use a western toilet – SIT on the seats!

Make sure you sit on the western toilet. We found this sign in Bangkok.

A few days in Oxford

Our friend Tim has a position at Oxford University in the Said Business School and he graciously agreed to let us leave our winter clothes at his apartment. Now we have to plan a trip for next summer to come retrieve the clothes we’ve left all over Europe!

This Oxford Dining Hall as used in the Harry Potter movie. If you’re a Harry Potter fan, you can take some tours of the various locations.

Oxford Divinity School – one of the oldest part of the university

We’re in the Divinity School here. A hospital scene and a ballroom scene from Harry Potter were filmed here.

We spent the weekend in Oxford and Tim showed us around the University. He can take guests into many places that usually cost (Oxford has figured out they can generate income by charging people to see the various colleges and chapels.) so we visited the Library with books from the 1600’s. The library smells like old books.